At age 04 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants..
-jijjab.com another funny thing.. Twin sisters at a nursing home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told one of their photographers to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear very well. Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The near-deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other one. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY? "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the near-deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD -- BOTH OF US?" [if u dont get it, read the bolded text over] | 
